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Delightfully ridiculous facebook posts by your favorite Christian friend. Inspired by stfu, parents.

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Ladies be gettin’ deceived.

Ladies be gettin’ deceived.

But but…you can see bunnies!
stfuparents:

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Easter ‘11 - Mama Drama
Wowza!! Annie done SCHOOLED Wendy, and on Easter no less! She sacrificed for the rest of Wendy’s Facebook friends, and I assume they are mighty grateful. It’s really nobody’s business to judge other people’s parenting methods, and based on Annie’s comment I’m guessing Wendy has had this coming for a looong time.
Annie knew that today was the day to finally acknowledge what everyone else has been thinking since the day they friended Wendy, which is this: There’s nothing worse than a snobby mom, especially when religion is involved. And even more especially when CANDY is involved. 
PS: Honey: If you happen to read this post, I encourage you to go here. 
(submitted by Anonymous)

But but…you can see bunnies!

stfuparents:

:: Click to enlarge ::

Easter ‘11 - Mama Drama

Wowza!! Annie done SCHOOLED Wendy, and on Easter no less! She sacrificed for the rest of Wendy’s Facebook friends, and I assume they are mighty grateful. It’s really nobody’s business to judge other people’s parenting methods, and based on Annie’s comment I’m guessing Wendy has had this coming for a looong time.

Annie knew that today was the day to finally acknowledge what everyone else has been thinking since the day they friended Wendy, which is this: There’s nothing worse than a snobby mom, especially when religion is involved. And even more especially when CANDY is involved. 

PS: Honey: If you happen to read this post, I encourage you to go here

(submitted by Anonymous)

(Source: stfuparents)

It’s so weird that so many college students are heathens, amirite?

It’s so weird that so many college students are heathens, amirite?

Someday I hope to have a little pirate on the playground spreading the good word of the FSM.

Someday I hope to have a little pirate on the playground spreading the good word of the FSM.

That god, such a trickster! Always waiting until you’ve made a serious life decision to throw something in the way. He really jeeps you on your crazy, crazy toes.

That god, such a trickster! Always waiting until you’ve made a serious life decision to throw something in the way. He really jeeps you on your crazy, crazy toes.

“Letting God do the thinking” is how you end up on the couch watching The Hills marathons for the rest of your life. Trust me, I’ve been there.

“Letting God do the thinking” is how you end up on the couch watching The Hills marathons for the rest of your life. Trust me, I’ve been there.

Online Religious BS! | Unreasonable Faith
Oh boy - yes, the comment is the poster agreeing with herself. Here’s the video in question…click if you dare.

Oh boy - yes, the comment is the poster agreeing with herself. Here’s the video in question…click if you dare.

This guy took the calling-out pretty well. But then it went crazy-go-nuts in the comments. Here’s that last link. “It’s information”? Not all information is created equal.

This guy took the calling-out pretty well. But then it went crazy-go-nuts in the comments. Here’s that last link. “It’s information”? Not all information is created equal.

I’m sorry you’re too busy reading some of the most disturbing stories ever written to read one of the most disturbing young adult series ever written. Must be rough.

I’m sorry you’re too busy reading some of the most disturbing stories ever written to read one of the most disturbing young adult series ever written. Must be rough.