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Dongtini: Episode 45

On this episode: Simone is confronted with interpretive dancing and interactive balloon “art,” Stephy used to hate L.A., a listener asks how we deal with being depressed, Simone ordered the “I Am Fortified” at Cafe Gratitude, and Stephy was tortured by country music the entire time she lived in Texas. Plus: miniature horses, Robin Gibb, and are our dongs too pronounced? Be a lamb and take our poll.

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I can’t tell if this is an admonition or a new guide to dating.

The crazy, it is strong with this one.

Ladies be gettin’ deceived.

But but…you can see bunnies!

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Easter ‘11 - Mama Drama

Wowza!! Annie done SCHOOLED Wendy, and on Easter no less! She sacrificed for the rest of Wendy’s Facebook friends, and I assume they are mighty grateful. It’s really nobody’s business to judge other people’s parenting methods, and based on Annie’s comment I’m guessing Wendy has had this coming for a looong time.

Annie knew that today was the day to finally acknowledge what everyone else has been thinking since the day they friended Wendy, which is this: There’s nothing worse than a snobby mom, especially when religion is involved. And even more especially when CANDY is involved. 

PS: Honey: If you happen to read this post, I encourage you to go here. 

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It’s so weird that so many college students are heathens, amirite?

Someday I hope to have a little pirate on the playground spreading the good word of the FSM.

That god, such a trickster! Always waiting until you’ve made a serious life decision to throw something in the way. He really jeeps you on your crazy, crazy toes.

“Letting God do the thinking” is how you end up on the couch watching The Hills marathons for the rest of your life. Trust me, I’ve been there.

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