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I mean…really? “Roll the marshmallows in the melted butter.This symbolizes the embalming oils. Roll the marshmallows in the cinnamon sugar.This is like the spices used to prepare his body for burial. Wrap the marshmallow in the crescent roll cloth, pinching the dough together securely.  This represents how they wrapped Jesus’ body. Put the rolls in the oven (symbolizing the tomb) and bake for 12 minutes. While the rolls are baking, read John 20:1-18. Open the tomb and remove the rolls. When they’re cool enough to handle, break one open and discover what happened to the marshmallow. JESUS IS RISEN!” (via Resurrection Rolls)
I mean…really?
“Roll the marshmallows in the melted butter.
This symbolizes the embalming oils.
Roll the marshmallows in the cinnamon sugar.
This is like the spices used to prepare his body for burial.
Wrap the marshmallow in the crescent roll cloth, pinching the dough together securely. 
This represents how they wrapped Jesus’ body.
Put the rolls in the oven (symbolizing the tomb) and bake for 12 minutes.

While the rolls are baking, read John 20:1-18. Open the tomb and remove the rolls. When they’re cool enough to handle, break one open and discover what happened to the marshmallow.

JESUS IS RISEN!”

(via Resurrection Rolls)

This is fun.

This is fun.

Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays/Joyous Winter Celebration to you all! I hope you’re enjoying the good wishes, manufactured outrage and sweet, gentle reminders that are surely appearing in your news feeds today.

Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays/Joyous Winter Celebration to you all! I hope you’re enjoying the good wishes, manufactured outrage and sweet, gentle reminders that are surely appearing in your news feeds today.

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I can’t tell if this is an admonition or a new guide to dating.

I can’t tell if this is an admonition or a new guide to dating.

The crazy, it is strong with this one.

The crazy, it is strong with this one.

Ladies be gettin’ deceived.

Ladies be gettin’ deceived.

But but…you can see bunnies! stfuparents: :: Click to enlarge :: Easter ‘11 - Mama Drama Wowza!! Annie done SCHOOLED Wendy, and on Easter no less! She sacrificed for the rest of Wendy’s Facebook friends, and I assume they are mighty grateful. It’s really nobody’s business to judge other people’s parenting methods, and based on Annie’s comment I’m guessing Wendy has had this coming for a looong time. Annie knew that today was the day to finally acknowledge what everyone else has been thinking since the day they friended Wendy, which is this: There’s nothing worse than a snobby mom, especially when religion is involved. And even more especially when CANDY is involved.  PS: Honey: If you happen to read this post, I encourage you to go here.  (submitted by Anonymous)

But but…you can see bunnies!

stfuparents:

:: Click to enlarge ::

Easter ‘11 - Mama Drama

Wowza!! Annie done SCHOOLED Wendy, and on Easter no less! She sacrificed for the rest of Wendy’s Facebook friends, and I assume they are mighty grateful. It’s really nobody’s business to judge other people’s parenting methods, and based on Annie’s comment I’m guessing Wendy has had this coming for a looong time.

Annie knew that today was the day to finally acknowledge what everyone else has been thinking since the day they friended Wendy, which is this: There’s nothing worse than a snobby mom, especially when religion is involved. And even more especially when CANDY is involved. 

PS: Honey: If you happen to read this post, I encourage you to go here. 

(submitted by Anonymous)

It’s so weird that so many college students are heathens, amirite?

It’s so weird that so many college students are heathens, amirite?

Someday I hope to have a little pirate on the playground spreading the good word of the FSM.

Someday I hope to have a little pirate on the playground spreading the good word of the FSM.